Total Medals Earned: 1,738 (From 275 different games.) Total Medal Score: 25,425 Points
Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/200 points)
You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
The Hatter seems Madder.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/24 (15/500 points)
Destroy 20 green aliens
Beat the level 1 boss
Destroy 40 brown aliens
Destroy 30 blue aliens
beat the level 4 boss
Beat the level 7 boss
Beat the level 8 boss
Save 100% of level 1
Save 100% of level 3
Save 100% of level 5
Destroy 40 pincher aliens
CompleTe levels 1-2
Complete levels 3-4
Complete levels 5-6
Save 99% of level 2
Save 100% of level 4
Save 99% of level 7
Save 98% of level 9
Beat the game
Complete levels 9-10
Complete levels 7-8
Save 99% of level 6
Save 99% of level 8
Save 97% of level 10
Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)
Fall through the clouds.
Unlock the gate.
The end is upon you.
Destroy all the bugs.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (40/40 points)
Death by exhaustion. Zzzzzz...
Death by overloading energy. Buzzzzz!
Collect 6 cans in a row.
Survive 100 yards(300 feet).
Survive 50 yards(150 feet).
Medals Earned: 7/21 (110/500 points)
Finders keepers
An axe kick just so happened to land upon yo foe-head!
You failed and died in the first level.. dang man.
Well... you got the Shot-Hook..
That dude was "slice!," but then, you were like, "SLASH-BAM-HAH!"
You were blown apart by a fiery fire-ball of doom and destruction!
You sliced the first enemy! "SLICE!"
You jumped into the pit of nothingness and promptly killed yourself.. Yay!!
You got special gem that gives your blade special fire powers and stuff
The fire gem imbued new powers into your sword!
You jumped in the air gracefully and plunged into your enemy! Yay!
You done got guillotined! To death!
You got electrocuted AND kicked at the SAME TIME!! Woo Hoo!!
SHOOOOORRR-YYYYUKEN!!
The ol' kick-him-back-and-yank-his-head-off maneuver... A classic.
You raised up the platforms and successfully crossed over the gaping gap of death..
You were all like, "GET OVER HERE!!" -and then- "SLASH!!"
You jumped into the pit of spikes! And without prompt! Bravo!! A truly inspiring performance indeed!
You got your face smashed in by a zombe-stick! Oh noes!
You slashed both of the zombie sticks!!
You went toe-to-toe with the gold-masked enemy and defeated his every move! …most likely after many failed attempts, but still!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/330 points)
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
Reach the graveyard
Just leave
You dream your life away
You are such a sweet sweet thing
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Slay 20 demon bastards
Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Escape the Tornado of Souls
Get an autograph from Ozzy
Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 27/30 (190/270 points)
Unlock the Dart Gun
Kill 100 Soldiers
Kill 30 Soldiers
Capture 15 flags
Kill 1 Soldier
Kill 5 soldiers holding a flag
Earn 1000$
Unlock the Rocket Launcher
Unlock the Plasma Gun
Catch a flag in the air
Complete the first mission
Get killed by the map
Earn 100$
Unlock the Automatic Rocket Launcher
Score a double kill with the Auto. Rocket Launcher equipped
Win a mission in Overdrive mode
Score a Triple Kill
Unlock the Slow Bubble Gun
Get killed by the map 10 times
Control all the control points in a mission at once
Kill 200 Soldiers
Unlock the Ion Cannon
Complete 50% of the missions
Earn 3000$
Unlock all the armor styles
Unlock all the weapons
Complete all the missions
Score a double kill with the Ion Cannon equipped
Kill 500 Soldiers
Kill 1000 Soldiers
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/405 points)
Defend the first base
Defend all the pre bolt bases
defend all the rebuild bases
survive for 350 seconds or more in survival 2
Survive for 400 seconds or more in survival 1
Survive for 350 seconds or more in survival 3
Medals Earned: 5/30 (50/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
It takes a lick'n...
Find the 1st hidden song.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
